I am the very model of a good Uncyclopedian,
My endless flows of witty prose alleviate your tedium,
But if you're here to blank and spam and vandalize this medium,
Well then, my friend, I'll have to get med'eval on your seat-ium! (Sorry 'bout that...)
- 済まないけれど、中世的な厳刑で罰するよ！ （ごめんね…）
- He'll bury you in scorn and get med'eval on your seat-ium,
- He is the very model of a good Uncyclopedian!
I spend my nights on my PC a-typing on my articles,
And seeing that the noobs don't feel like subatomic particles,
Reporting blankers, spam and crap that smells like eggy farticles, (Oops, that one, too)
Reverting page on page of stuff that's grown too many barnacles!
- Reverting page on page of stuff that's grown too many barnacles,
- And seeing that the noobs don't feel like subatomic particles!
So if you think this place is where you go to whine and moan a lot,
I'm sorry pal, you've got it wrong, we'll only think you're made of snot,
So grab a drink, unwind, and maybe smoke yourself a bong of pot,
And try your hand at writing stuff that makes us really laugh a lot.
We really hope you'll love this place, and treat it as a second home,
Don't be a dick, and kiss the feet of the admins upon their thrones,
If you are good then someday soon you likely will get thrown a bone,
If not then we'll just have to kick you out into the time-out zone.
- We really hope you'll love this place and treat it as a second home,
- If you are good then someday soon you likely will get thrown a bone,
- If not then we'll just have to kick you out into the time-out zone.
We need the talent that you bring, your fresh ideas, everything,
We know from hard experience that VFH can really sting,
But just persist and next you'll be an awesome humour writing king,
If not, we'll like you anyway, unless you act like emperor Ming.
- We know from hard experience that VFH can really sting,
- But just persist and next you'll be an awesome humour writing king.
原典：Glibert＆Sullivanの"The Major General's Song"より
- ただ、Arthur Sullivanの野郎はくたばれ。