ジャプリッシュ
出典: へっぽこ実験ウィキ『八百科事典（アンサイクロペディア）』
ジャプリッシュ(japlish)とは、新英語の極めて強い影響下に置かれた日本語。ラテン文字で書かれる。日韓併合により、アメリカ合衆国領となった日本（ジャパン州）の公用語となること間違いなしの言語である。
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Hei！Miino neim koizumi pochitarou. Mii verii verii gudna japaniiz ne,dakara Amerika helpsite iraq and afghanistanni armii okuru ne!japan eternalii Amerika kobun,Mii eniwheer Bushsanni tsuiteku ne!
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英語版アンサイクロペディアのアンサイクロペディアの記事、それを新英語に訳した文章とジャプリッシュ訳を比較する。
- 英語
Unicyclopedia is the official encyclopedia of Unicycles. It has all the information on unicycles that you will ever need. (But if you ever need any more, you can just add it because it's a wiki.) Unicyclopedia is a place for unicycle enthusiasts to share all their greatest unicycle secrets! Go 1 Wheelers!!!
Uncyclopedia is an encyclopedia full of misinformation and utter lies. You might say it puts the "psych!" in "encyclopedia". It's sort of like Congress or Parliament, but unlike Congress or Parliament, we do have a sense of humor. Nonetheless, this is one of the only factual pages, before everything turns into a puddle of utter confusion and disarray. Savor it. And for the love of Sophia, we know you like disarray, (and confusion) but stop adding confusion to this non-confusing page which leads to confusion, and possibly disarray. Which we wish to stop. Non-non-confusion, that is. Not disarray. Or is it the other way around?
- 新英語
Unisaiklopedia iz dha offisial ensaiklopedia ov Unisaikls. It has oll dha informeision on unisaikls dhat yuu will ever niid. (Bat if yuu ever niid eni moar, yuu kyan jast add it bikooz it's a wiki.) Unisaiklopedia iz a pleis for unisaikl enthuziasts tu shear oll dheir greitest unisaikl siikrets! Go 1 Whiilers!!!
Ansaiklopedia iz an ensaiklopedia full ov misinformeishun and atter lais. Yuu mait sei it puts dha "saich!"in "ensaiklopedia". It's sort ov laik Kongress or Parliament, bat anlaik Kongress or Parliament, wii du hav a sens ov humor. Noundhaless, dhis iz wan ov dha onli faktshual peijs, bifoar evrithing turns intu a padl ov atter konfuzion and disarrei. Seivor it. And for dha lav ov Sophia, wii nou yuu laik disarrei, (and konfuzion) bat stop adding konfuzion tu dhis non-konfuzing peij which liids tu konfuzion, and possibli disarrei. Which wii wish tu stop. Non-non-konfuzion, dhat iz. Not disarrei. Or iz it dha adher wei araund?
- ジャプリッシュ
Unisaiklopediaha unisaikltachino ofishal ensaiklopediadesu.Itha yuuga niidsurudarou unisaikltachini kansuru subeteno informeishonwo havsiteimasu.(bat moshi yuuga enimoar niidsurunara yuuha jast itwo addsureba guddesu, bikooz itha wiki desukara) Unisaiklopediaha unisaiklno enthuziasttachino tameno pleisdeari sorerano greitestna unisaiklno siikrettachiwo subete shearsuru tameno pleisdesu.1 whiilertachi gosinasai!
Amsaiklopediaha misinformeishun and atter laitachide fullna ensaiklopediadesu. yuuha ensaiklopediano insaidde itwo saichto putsurukamo siremasen. Itno Kongress or Parliamentno youna sort , bat Kongress or Parliament noyoudehanaku, wiiha humorno senswo havsiteimasu. Noundhaless, dhis iz onli faktshual peijtachino insaidno wandesu, evrithingga atter konfuzion and disarreino padlno insaidni turnsuru bifoarni.itwo seivorsimasyou. And Sophiano lavno tameni, wiiha yuuga dissareisurukotowo nousiteimasu, (and konfuzion) bat konfuzhonni liidsuru dhis non-konfuzing peij and possibli disarreini konfuzhonwo addsurukotowo stopsi, Whichha wiiga stopusurukotowo wishsiteimasu. Non-non-konfuzion, dhat ha soudesu. Not disarrei. Or itha araundno adher wei desuka?
